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I was bitch slapped last night
A few of my mates decided to come over late last night and go out for a pizza at a legendary pizza place called Topilinos in St Kilda in my opinion the best pizza?s in Melbourne.
So the three of us are sitting there enjoying a great pizza and beer and these two girls walk in and sit on the table next to us. I was sure that they were shemale?s.
My friend said that there was no way that they were shemales. I said that I have seen enough girls in my life to know if they were transsexuals or not, so I asked them to come and sit with us, which they did.
Anyway after a few drinks and some chatting about the Melbourne Grand Prix, I came out with the million dollar question ?Are you a transsexual? well, did that set a big chain of events of. She first slapped me on the face, stood up and started abusing me in front of everyone ?I have never been so offended in my life she said? I said that there is a first time for everything.
?Do I look like a fucking man? she said, I said well to me you do look like a transsexual but please don?t take offence to that, she walked out. Then my friend wanted to bitch slap me to as he thinks I cost him a night of pleasure with the half man half women.
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