Laura, dear...haven't you learned anything from observing KimmyKim? She slimmed down your lump of a boyfriend. She smoothed out his business mess. She gave him the attention he was craving, and what in the hell did it get her?????
Your....ahem, boyfriend, has major psychological problems. Do you really think you are going to be around longer than a couple of months? When are you internet groupie girls going to realize that you are just temporary fill-ins until the day you refuse to clean Brad's poopy diapers. Then you will be replaced by the next *cutie* who comes along.
I must admit, I did like the pic of you with the dead animal.
