SilentKnight

A Revenue Canada auditor walks in to a Jewish synagogue and begins looking around for obvious tax discrepancies.

He walks over to the Rabbi and says, "In the back room I see several large boxes of old used candles on the shelf. What do you do with those?"

"We collect and save them throughout the year," replies the Rabbi. "At the end of the year we ship them back to the manufacturer and they send us one full box of new ones. Its a trade deal."

"Ah, okay," says the auditor. "And what about all those boxes of unleaven bread leftovers on the shelf?"

"Same deal," replies the Rabbi. "We collect the leftovers during the year and then ship them back and receive a full box of unleaven bread from the bakery."

"I see," says the RevCan auditor. "Tell me...do you perform circumcisions here in the synagogue?"

"Yes," says the Rabbi.

"And if I might ask, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins?" asks the auditor.

"We save all the foreskins and at the end of the year we send them back to Revenue Canada. In exchange, they send us one genuine prick to conduct the audit."


S.K.