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Originally Posted by Kard63
I live in redneckville Indianapolis. I used to have values but there are fading fast because I feel like I'm getting old. Now I think it is best for me to get rid of those values and fuck everything that moves (as long as its attractive) so I don't regret not having more fun later. I hear a lot of old dudes with the "i shoulda done this..." kinda talk. I don't wanna feel that way. So, take in mind this city is redneck and mostly broke, how should I go about it? Please, nothing incredibly involved, I just want the fickle whores. Flashy car, motorcycle, new house (or has it already been decided we are getting it on before they see the house?). Educate me in the ways of turning hoes out. I never had an interest before. I should have been taking notes.
Oh, I'm 26 and 97% of the time I'm not interested in chicks older than me.
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This one is simple NASCAR . Over 75% of the viewers are women. You live in one of there targeted states. Get yourself as many NASCAR hats as you can. Start wearing the hats wherever you go. Start watching it every Sunday. You laugh but one time leaving Vegas I bought every hat they had in the NASCAR store and wore them when I lived in LA and it worked. Just do me the favor and tell GFY your romance stories that evolve from this romance strategy.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Romance