Today I have seen three spiders. One by the light in the garage, 1 over the door to my house in the garage (eek), and one IN MY FUCKING HOME, ON THE CEILING, IN MY LIVING ROOM.
I've been off work sick all week
, and I go to lie down on my chaise and I see this fucking spider above my head.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
Well after staring at it and researching what to do on the internet, about 5 minutes in it started moving at a blistering speed. I grabbed a chair, a gucci shoe, and smashed the fucker.
"SATANIC SPAWN OF EVIL, DIE!!!!!!!"
The Orkin Man has been called.
This aggression will not stand.
Jason