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Old 12-30-2002, 08:07 AM  
DarkJedi
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here's a good one:

Why not give your Ex the image of a philathropic person? Donate books in his/her name to the local library, but without either party's knowledge.
Buy a bunch of really scuzzy porno paperbacks, especially the colorfully illustrated ones from Denmark--the more grossly hardcore, the better. Your printer will produce some paste-in bookplates that say something like this, "This book donated to the [Name] library by [Mark's name] in loving memory of all the sweet children of [Town name]." Paste in the bookplates and sprinkle the donated books around the local library. Put some in in the religion books.
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