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Originally Posted by Huggles
How do you know they don't train?
Maybe you would've got your ass kicked AND gone to jail?
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Anything is possible. I'm NOT a bad ass, nor play to be one. However, trained or not, these dudes were
FUCKED UP. They had trouble standing still in one place and could not focus their eyes. I checked their condition before the thought of battle even crossed my mind. Though I don't care where they trained, tonight they were no match for some fast hits to the throat, eyes gouged, kicked in the nuts and then hit in the head a few times with anything within my reach... glass bottles, chairs, cash register. Then I would go outside and pay $500 to each moto taxi driver who runs and and brings me back a finger or ear.
Or, they could have mopped the place with my ass.
We will never know.
I'm not a fighter, I will be the first to say that, but if I am painted into a situation that looks like I can't get out of it, I will choke, pull hair, bite nuts, stab, poke eyes out, whatever it takes to ensure my survival, ESPECIALLY while in a 3rd world country where it's every man for himself.
