RedShoe

Mattresses. Mattresses is where the real money is.

It seems like this dude in Socal is opening mattress superstores all over the southland at a rate of like 1 every 2 - 3 months.

Are people really buying that many fucking mattresses?

His commercials suck ass, but he's got his branding down like no other. I hear his stupid voice and see his fat fucking face every time I turn on the telly.

"I'll beat anyone's advertised price, or your mattress is Fuse.FFFRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

What's worse is the ius ouy is completely unchallenged. There is one other guy. "Neil with the deal" (not so good at branding) he runs "LEEDS" mattress stores, he's a lot smaller but his shit is everywhere too. He's got 3 little stores within a few miles of my house.

So who's with me? We can call the store "RedShoe's Mattress Store"

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