Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Man that sucks. I was planning on watching it on my private jet that I bought from John Travolta last week at a charity dinner for the Bald Eagle relief fund hosted by Marcia Cross from Desperate Housewives. After watching it, I was planning on having a bowel movement on my gold encrusted toilet that was handmade by the finest Mongolian craftsmen.

P-Diddy's best friend from high school was also interested in watching it and we were going to meet up at the Taj Mahal with the guy who played Mr. Belvidere and discuss my front row tickets to the Chicago Bulls that Michael Jordan hand delivered to my house.