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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Is Paris still going to do your Virgin show now that word is out that she has herpes?
Also... is it true that you once spilled an entire cup of coke in your lap but didn't get wet?
Have fun in NYC!
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It was an ENTIRE LARGE sized cup of Mountain Dew. We were at Taco Bell. He spilled the WHOLE fucking thing right in his lap. The cup tipped over, the Dew went right off the edge right into his lap and like a tidal wave it had a nice tube rolling back against his crotch.
I don't even remember him skipping a beat as we were talking he just stood up and not a drop.. NOT A FUCKING DROP had managed to get on him. It rolled off like water off a duck's back.
Imagine this. You are in a pool, and you get out and you and your swimsuit are TOTALLY DRY. I swear, I would not have believed it if I didn't witness it with mine own eyes.