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Step 1: Figure out who you have to pay the overwhelmingly large bribes to in order to stay in business.
Step 2: Find out which local mobster you have to pay off.
Step 3: Find out which neighborhood bully you have to slip some cash to.
Step 4: Figure out that if you actually pay all these people, and pay your "business taxes" to the government, that you will have very few dollars left (which I would recommend keeping for a casket in case of failure to make the payments in steps 1 - 3).
Good luck.
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