Originally Posted by Sly

Will you be my sugar mama?

I'll let you pay my bills. I'll abuse you physically, mentally, and emotionally. I'll sleep on your couch and eat your food. I'll steal from you. I'll lie to you. I'll lie about stealing to you. I'll most likely cheat on you as well.

I have no redeemable qualities. I am a piece of shit.

You'll love me!