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Old 12-29-2002, 12:14 AM  
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i didn't even know there were British pornstars, thought hardcore was illegal over 'ome.

I can only think of a couple of British girls i've ever seen in American hardcore vids. One is the chick with short really blonde platinum hair who's around now, nasty girl. The other was in porn about 10 years ago, i just remember the one scene I saw her in repeating in this heavy Cockney accent 'Stick it up my bum! Push it in luv!
ahahahaha..........such an English word ..... bum ...... arse.........
fanny.......... quim..........

I just got a great idea for a cool porn film. Call my agent now!
Anybody ever see the movie 'To Sir With Love'? Imagine that movie with Lexington Steele playing the part originated by Sidney Poitier. Fucking all the teenage English birds with his 18" or whatever the size of that club is. Interracial, monster cock, teens...... it's a winner. Please somebody pick up my AVN screenwriting award for me. I will face stiff competition from Weapons of Ass Destruction 9 but i will win.
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