I always get a kick out of emails from members who threaten to sue me. 99% of them are from people who are going to because their trial renewed to a monthly membership and if I don't refund them immediately they are going to call their cousin/brother/uncle/ex-wife/etc. who is a lawyer and my life will be miserable for their $24.95.
However, this one was different and I got a real kick out of it.
Quote:
My Name is --- ----,
And I have been talking to someone that claims to be the real Alyssa Doll, she said this was done site done 10 yeaars ago, and unless you can prove to me that you are Alyssa Legal action will be taking out by my uncle who is a respected Barrister. I am very much in love with the real Alyssa and this makes me sick to think that someone would keep this site going after she left 10 years ago. Please confirm that Alyssa is real and no action will be taken, I might be mistaken and cauld be wrong and going out with an inposter, but I am serious, unless you want to end up in court I suggest you show some proof or take this site down straight away.
Thanks and Regards,
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Some woman is fucking with this poor guy pretty bad. If he would look a bit into it you could easily figure out that the pictures were not taken
ten years ago.
Also, when sending emails threatening legal action use a spell checker and have someone with grammar skills beyond 4th grade read it over.