Bill Gates' secretary calls Dark Jedi's secretary to arrange a meeting between the two great men.
Two days later at 9:28 am sharp Dark Jedi gets out of his chauffeur driven s500, wearing his $2500.00 custom tailored Italian suit, and enters Mr Gates mansion.
After 2 hours of intense business negotiations the two great men sign a few multibillion deals, shake hands, and Dark Jedi is about to leave. BUt just before he exits the room he stops in his tracks, looks Bill Gates straight in the eye and says:
"Listen, BIll, do you by any chance have a spare domain?"
ok, I know I said couple but that's only one I have so far