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		 It's 4am and I haven't gone to bed yet, so I'm not going to be super helpful... but you could just store the strings you're wanting to use in an array and then either randomly or in order substitute into your "bit of text." 
 
I do something kinda like that on some pages for an ad rotator. There is a php include that calls a separate file that I have different banners/ad-copy.. it just displays them randomly so surfers don't keep seeing the same one. I didn't want to bother creating a database for something so simple.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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