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Originally Posted by CC
And there you have it. Daily flossing is a vital part of maintaining good dental hygiene.
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Yeah, right. I'm sure all the other stuff I did for my teeth meant nothing -- it's that all mighty flossing that does the trick. Brushing? Nada, that's just what they tell you to do to get that mind-controlling fluoride from the toothpaste into your bloodstream. Mouth wash? Nope, it doesn't kill any bacteria or anything, that's just for drinking and getting drunk. Getting my teeth cleaned once every three month? That was just for fun.
Idiot.