I'm very very not violent. I've been into 1 'real' fight in my life.
I was 17 and drunk though, after that fight I had bone showing from my knuckles and so forth..
As far as being a fat fuck, it has it's advantages. Drunken assholes usually don't try to pick fights with bigger guys, so I can go to clubs in peace where as my friends get pushed and provoked almost every time they go out. (Then again, the last time I went 'clubbing' was in 2001). I don't count it as fighting when I take someone in a headlock when they pick a fight with me, fighting = punches.
