Wow, so it was a true story... kind of figured it was, actually.
Imagine being in this position: You're a company trying to make a splash in the industry, so you hire the former frontman for Van Halen to do a private show for your clients and prospective clients. You have a party afterwards, featuring your star attraction: David Lee Roth. Ron Jeremy shows up, and for whatever reason (I'm assuming Dave was intimidated by Jeremy's cock), Dave demands that either Ron goes or he goes. You know a lot of the people at the party are there to see Dave, but fuck, Ron is a nice guy and has done nothing to deserve being tossed. Do you: a) take Ron aside and say, "Hey buddy, please don't be offended, but you have to go." Or do you b) tell Dave, "Thanks for the show, now get lost?" Either way, someone's going to be pissed. Glad I wasn't in that situation... damn.
