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------101 Things JDL shouldnt say to Customs agents so he dont get messed with ------
-I am here to see some guy named "Sleazy"
-dude i am tired stamp my passport so I go hunting for bitches
-did you get beat up in high school and thus on a powertrip?
-I got a bunch of cialis yo , stamp that shit and let me get to work
-I work on the "Internet"
-What is your reason for trip? None of your business fucknut
-You bringing in anyfirearms? Just mypenis its lethal weapon in US
-How do you know "Insert name here" Through Gofuckyourself.com
-Whats up with all these fucking questions yo? Stamp my passport already
-Why the fuck do you need to go through my shit asswipe
-Why do you have so much "cologne " packed sir? are these gifts? Hey asswipe i need a different flavor for every night now fuck off
-Are all these drugs yours? No asswipe why else is my name of em...now stamp my shit
-Ever been in canada before? Fucknut look at the stamped visas and stop wasting my time.
-Listen I am having bad day stop asking me all these questions when 3 Osama's just went through with no questions asked.
-Can i speak to your supervisor?
-We are go0nna swab your laptop andluggage....Can i swab your wifes pussy asswpe?
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