jimthefiend

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning
and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone
knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Since he lost his job 7 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and B.S. with his
buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me
and hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?
Signed, Clueless





Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman.
You don' t need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.