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I worked with this guy, here's a little list of all the things he has said,
He's 23, has no qualifications but,
He's worked for MI6 in the bomb disposal unit,
Offered a job at Gatwick Airport to do safety checks on 747's, this job included a Mercedes company car and also claimed this job was just for 2 weeks.
He had a Ford Mondeo with a BMW engine and Subaru suspension, it also had a sub woofer in the steering column, a turbo on the exhaust and a button you press which makes the car steer to the edge of the road and stop. When he came to sell the car he received a phone call from BMW asking to buy it back so they could have the technology. he really said this, I'm fucking serious!!!!
His mate had a car, a vauxhall nova, that could do wheelies. (I think these are front wheel drive, not that a rear wheel drive one would be able to do wheelies)
He has a different girlfriend whenever you see him, but he told one girl he was a virgin, but he's also claimed to have a love child. Whenever he talks to someone who knows him a bit better he will admit he hasn't got a girlfriend.
Another guy at work was telling us how he got beaten up at the weekend and this bloke pipes up with "Oh that's nothing, I got shot and stabbed when I lived in Crawley."
and my personal favourite, he says he's on his third set of teeth.
I never get bored of passing on this guys bullshit, I know it's hard to believe but he really does live on another planet.
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