02-21-2007, 08:13 PM
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NEWS of the YEAR!! Sword-wielding rescuer mistakes porn for sounds of rape
hahaha, frickin awesome
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OCONOMOWOC, Wis. ? A 39-year-old man who says he broke into a neighbor's apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he was overhearing a woman being raped faces charges in the incident after it turned out the neighbor was actually watching a pornographic movie.
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He grabbed the sword, a family heirloom, bounded up the stairs to the other apartment, kicked in the door and confronted the man who lived there.
"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," Van Iveren said.
"Now I feel stupid. This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."
Van Iveren said that he does not have a telephone, so he could not call police when he heard the calls for help. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.
"It had nothing to do with him," he said. "I didn't even know if he was there. It was the woman. I thought there was a woman."
Van Iveren was charged with criminal trespass while using a dangerous weapon, criminal damage to property while using a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct while using a dangerous weapon, misdemeanors which carry a maximum total penalty of 33 months in jail.
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