Will, I'm going to give you a tip here.
Learn to spell BASIC words in the English language and you MIGHT, just MIGHT; come off as a little bit less of an idiot from time to time. Thats the first step. Your second step would be learning how to USE those words in grammatically correct sentences. Deal with all those comprehension issues and take some valium, then maybe you can move on to reading a book or something.
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