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OK, Now I am on an Office Kick
Here are some more quotes:
Michael Scott: Five years from now, what do you want to do?
Ryan: Uh, well, I'm interested in business.
Michael Scott: Oh, good. Ambitious. Excellent. You want to be a manager?
Ryan: Ah, actually no, uh, what I want is to own my own company.
Michael Scott: [matter-of-factly] That is ridiculous.
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Dwight Shrute: A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls... so you couldn't hear the other dead people.
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Jim Halpert: I'm just saying you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight Schrute: That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.
Jim Halpert: [holds up picture] Marijuana is a memory loss drug. So maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight Schrute: I would remember.
Jim Halpert: How could you, if it just erased your memory?
Dwight Schrute: That's not how it works!
Jim Halpert: Now, how do you know how it works?
Dwight Schrute: Knock it off! OK, now I am interviewing you!
Jim Halpert: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interviewing when I walked in here. [raising voice] NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?
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