Damn, unfortunately all the best stories I can't remember or they'd get too many people in trouble
Here is an innocent one I can think of though:
At my first Phoenix Forum, one night I attended the gay suite party instead of the other one going on at the same time. Now there's ntohing wrong with that, except I was wearing a t-shirt that said "Big Cock" (probably not the best choice) and got wasted. Sam told me when I got back to our room I was bragging to him about how I was flashing my cock around the party which I didn't know still at this point was the gay suite party
The following day, CuriousToyBoy and CuriousTim (I think) came up to me by the bar (at this point I had never met either one of them so had no clue who they were) and asked me fi we were still on for the photo shoot. I was like WTF!? wondering who this big gay australian guy was and what I may have promised him while drunk in the gay suite party. In the end he was just teasing me, but he did have me for a good couples of minutes heh