I'd be a vulture...It has few natural predators, can fly, highly immune to disease, and will eat well in good times and bad times without having to work too hard to find food.
Pound for pound, a vulture eats more meat than any other animal.
I apply the philosophy of a vulture in the porn game..I'm willing to put up ANY kind of woman regardless of how she looks and I get the models cheaply and without spending too much time or money to procure them....This is why I'm eating and will continue to eat.
Long live the vulture:
