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Just stop tipping people. I am getting some damn sick of all this tipping shit.
I live in a state where the waiters & waitresses get at least minimum wage, same as the bartenders. Though I feel both can be tipped for quality service, I am sick to shit about it being expected or worse when it comes to bartenders extortion to get service.
That little hooker in training who spends fourty five seconds making my coffee does not need a gawd damn tip and if the owner thinks this mouth hooker does then they should price the damn drinks a little less than a round figure so I can toss my change into her support my crappy life jar.
As far as the always fucking greedy but at least I was smart enough to get a drivers license cab driver, unless they are planning on adding a handjob passenger to their cars or they avoid a serious accident. They can fuck off for wanting a damn tip for driving me to where I asked them to for some gawd awful rate with a few bucks tacked on right at the stat. Oh I suppose I would also tip them if I needed some sort of non driving hook up or asked them to break the law while driving.
Nor am I ever tipping those fucking voyeuristic fuckers who live in mens bathrooms, if they are that interested in my dick or partaking my fumes then they can just sit in the stall next to me like anyone else. Seriously the only reason they are not arrested for their behavior is because they have a suitcase of soap and crap.
Then those damn fucking luggage fuckers need to get off my damn back. They confiscate your damn luggage at check in. Since apparently you are no longer permitted to carry your own crap to your room. Then you need to either call to have it brought to you or it arrives sometime after you get to your room. Then they stand there looking like some extra for the christian relief fund waiting for your dollars. I swear if I could kick them in the nuts I would but alas I am unable to. Some of course even have the audacity to show you around your room explaining shit to you, like you just arrived from a damn tent and never seen a closet or a fucking bed before.
Screw all of this tipping and just do your fucking damn job. If and a big if I feel you went beyond your duty then if I feel like it I will give you a tip.
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