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Originally posted by Mutt
maybe Tawnee Stone is the conduit through which world peace can be attained and we can all step back from the precipice of nuclear Armageddon.
Imagine that photo opportunity, Tawnee standing there in her white cotton panties between George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein all smiling and shaking hands.
Let's face it, those fuckers on September 11th did so because they were promised 40 virgins each when they got to Heaven. It's always about sex.
Bush should adopt a new strategy against terrorism - 'Pussy For Peace'. The Western world has an endless supply of hot party girls, all these ragheaded mutants really want is some blonde blue eyed pussy. They can't get it cuz they've got no social skillz and they have no style, fashion or otherwise. Once we send them a supply of pussy, they'll all settle down and be calm and relaxed, you won't be hearing them talking about destroying America with chemicals and shit anymore.
it's worth a shot, the money we're spending on this war on terrorism is insane, it will cost us alot less to send the pussy to them. The girls will be paid, i'm not talking about putting girls into
slavery - it would be an all volunteer pussy army.
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That has got to be the funniest shit I've heard in a loooong time.
Got to give you props, man.