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AaronM · 12-22-2002, 11:47 AM

So... Last night J-Reel and myself go out to kick it with Too Short. We show up at the venue a few hours early so we can chill out, get to know some new people, and scout for potential new models.

As it turns out, a bunch of the venue's employes know J-Reel so as the night goes on they are making comments that he does not belong backstage. This is where knowing people becomes a bad thing. At first they did not say a word to me....Only him. Portland is full of haters like this. These poor bastards had to work and were jealous that we were there kicking back.

Now the opening acts come on. These guys SUCK. There were 3 or 4 opening acts who were all from Portland and trying to represent Portland's hip-hop scene. What a god damn embarassment these fuckers were.

Now Too Short finally shows up. J-Reel and I are down stairs visiting with him when all of a sudden the bitches start showing up. This is where the really sad part kicks in. Most of these girls look like crack heads who just crawled out of a dumpster. We are talking about some NASTY looking skanks. After awhile 3 more girls show up. They are nowhere near as bad but still not the typical girl I am used to seeing at events like this.

One of the 3 liked to show her tits.

J-Reel and Too Short

Too Short's manager then invites us to an afterhours party. This place was much better and so were the women. Unfortunately they made me check my camera. Fuckers...Anyway....About 5am we start to stumble home and run into these two chicks and the rest is history.

Although I had a good time with J-Reel, overall it was a dissapointing night out. Mainly because Portland sucks ass anyway.

Now I am in the mood for some real parties. 14 days till Vegas...But who's counting?

12-22-2002, 11:47 AM
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,923	A night in PDX with J-Reel & Too Short. So... Last night J-Reel and myself go out to kick it with Too Short. We show up at the venue a few hours early so we can chill out, get to know some new people, and scout for potential new models. As it turns out, a bunch of the venue's employes know J-Reel so as the night goes on they are making comments that he does not belong backstage. This is where knowing people becomes a bad thing. At first they did not say a word to me....Only him. Portland is full of haters like this. These poor bastards had to work and were jealous that we were there kicking back. Now the opening acts come on. These guys SUCK. There were 3 or 4 opening acts who were all from Portland and trying to represent Portland's hip-hop scene. What a god damn embarassment these fuckers were. Now Too Short finally shows up. J-Reel and I are down stairs visiting with him when all of a sudden the bitches start showing up. This is where the really sad part kicks in. Most of these girls look like crack heads who just crawled out of a dumpster. We are talking about some NASTY looking skanks. After awhile 3 more girls show up. They are nowhere near as bad but still not the typical girl I am used to seeing at events like this. One of the 3 liked to show her tits. J-Reel and Too Short Too Short's manager then invites us to an afterhours party. This place was much better and so were the women. Unfortunately they made me check my camera. Fuckers...Anyway....About 5am we start to stumble home and run into these two chicks and the rest is history. Although I had a good time with J-Reel, overall it was a dissapointing night out. Mainly because Portland sucks ass anyway. Now I am in the mood for some real parties. 14 days till Vegas...But who's counting?