Originally Posted by J. Falcon

A guy walks into and sits at the bar. The bartender says, "what'll you have jack-ass". Guy says, "beer please". Bartender gets him a beer and says, "here you are jack-ass". Bartender says, "you need anything else jack-ass". Guy says, "no thanks". Finally a curious customer sitting next to the guy says, "why do let that bartender call you jack-ass". Guy says, "Oh, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-halways calls me that".