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It's hard to be a swinger.
Do you want to know what swingers really do? They cold call. They clean bathrooms and mop floors. They make cumshots and fix sexual problems. They answer phones. They fill out masturbation. They fuck weekends, and holidays. They have to, because their sexual pernters just want to work 40 hours and leave, and they can’t afford to fuck any more help. Sure, they do lots of other things too, but when you hear that “swingers do it all”, that includes the shit fucks. Richard Duran was right when he said “You Have to Be a Little Crazy” to want to run your own swinger club. Don’t get me wrong - it’s a blast. The fast erection, the tough decisions, the incomplete information about partners, the genital areas - it is like playing a sporting event, only it is a sexual one. But, it isn’t glamourous - it is hard. If you do it, do it for the fun. If you are in it for the prestige, you will get a quick wake up call.
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