For my 100th post on my new home I will give a gift to gofuckyourself.
I will answer the next 100 questions that people ask me 100% free for 100 questions

. I will not charge you a dime. Ask away. I don't give away stuff often so take it while you can. I want to make a good impression on my new home.
The next time this happens it will be for 100,000 posts to get your questions in now.