Manny The Freak

Directions for this S.A.T. You have one hour to complete. You may not use notes, lubricants, or hidden midget proffesors. Keep both hands on your keyboard. Begin.

1. Women agree, and doctors confirm, the best way to stimulate a gal's g-spot is to:
a)Curl a finger or two up into her vagina and make a "come here" motion.
b)tickle her starfish.
c)Wiggle her clitoris.
d)I do not know! I can't seem to do anything right!

2.Directly after mhaving an orgasm, most women insist on stopping intercourse because:
a)they are just using you.
b)Thier genitals are too sensitive to take any more play.
c)Ally Mcbeal is on.
d)they need time to lube themselves up.

3.Believe it or not more than half your fellow men spend some 10 % of thier time:
a)talking about sex.
b)drinking beer and watching sports.
c)thinking about sex.
d)trying to figure out why the hell women love candlkes and pillows.

4.Dartos muscles in your scrotum control the shrinking (and enlarging)of your testicles allowing your body to:
a)relieve pressure during arousal.
b)keep testicle temperature constant so your swimmers stay afloat.
c)Fit into some subcompact cars.
d)heal more quickly after ouch painful groin injuries.

5.the correct pronunciation of clitoris is "clit-r-us"
a)true
b)false

6.when a woman's vagina is moist it isn a sign that:
a)she is aroused
b)she is having an orgasm
c)hey buddy, careful what you drink.
d)they usually get moist.

7.the junction of the uterus and the vagina is know as:
a)crucible
b)cervix
c)ovaries
d)baby factory

8.sexual response is goverened by
a)reproductive system
b)endocrine system
c)excetory system
d)dewey decimal system

9.You got a hard-on because
a)oenile muscle tissue gets locked in "flex" mode
b)a bone slides into you dong from your pelvis
c)jennifoer lopez came to see you
d)blood back up in your sausageand can't get out

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