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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
...Standing in line at the store waiting for some 80 year old fucking woman to write a check. I get these urges to strangle the bitch.
All stores should stop taking personal checks.  |
When I was about 14 years old or so, I was at a football game with my father. We left our seat right as halftime started and walked down the steps to some port-o-cans. He gave me some advice that day as we got in line to take a piss, and I'd have to say the man was genius...
As we were picking a line to stand in for one of the ten or so pissers he said, "Son, don't ever get into a line with kids or old people."