M'kay...well, as I heard it...
Do you remember Pope John Paul?
He was the Snoozy Pope, before the current Nazi Pope - George Ringo, or whatever his name is.
So anyway, according to the bible, Pope John Paul was cruising and snoozing along in his convertible one day, waving at the masses on the way to mass, when somebody tried to pull a JFK on him.
The Vatican decided that in the future, not having enough faith in God to protect them, that Popes should travel behind bullet-proof glass, so they specially engineered the miracle of modern motor cars (borrowing on Pacer and Gremlin design)...the Pope Mobile:
The Buddhists did not want not to be outdone, but they were on a budget, so they came up with a Tuktuk version of the Pope Mobile - as you can see, it is outfitted with bullet-proof glass, extra armor and a machine gun:
They rent it out, so Marty decided to get a little insurance for the upcoming show. The Buddhists are anxious to see if it lives up to it's specs...
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