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Old 12-19-2002, 07:27 AM  
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:mad The Sherriff's Task Force just stopped by

99% of the content I shoot is softcore. However, you never know what kind of obscenity charge you can catch for no reason.

I live in an all black neighborhood with a big yard that stretches far to my left..Of course that extra yard corresponds with extra curb space in front of my property and the house to my right is vacant, so there is no reason for somebody to be parking in front of or NEAR my house unless they are visiting somebody across the street. But I was noticing all kinds of different people parked to the left of my house and just sitting in their AMERICAN cars. Me, being a pornographer, I figured that I'm being watched by the task force in my city. I don't do child porn or anything and I don't sell drugs so I wasn't too worried about them getting something on me to arrest me. The only thing I could think of is obscenity.

So I just went on my business as usual. I figured that if I'm going to be in porn, I have to get used to being watched by law enforcement waiting for me to fuck up somehow.

So one day over a month ago, I come home around 2:30 pm and I see a white dude sitting in a Pontiac Grand-AM parked in his usual spot in front of the extra curb space of my yard. The car is still running and when I get out of the car, he takes off his sunglasses and makes eye contact with me. I just look back at him. I take the kid into the house and come back outside and walk up to his window. I tell him that he's a white man sitting in a car in an all black neighborhood with his car running right in front of my house. I ask him politely what he's doing there. His answer is "It's a public street". I say cool, walk around the back of his car and get his license number and then I walk in the house to call the police. The car speeds off as soon as I close my front door. I'm talking to the police and give them the license plate number to log a complaint. I didn't see him again.....

UNTIL this morning where I see him going to get in his STILL RUNNING car. He then drives off before I can park my car, get out, and challenge him. I don't know if he was at my house or not because I didn't get there in time...So I KNOW that something is up now and something is about to happen. Before I go in my house, I see a Sherriff's task force truck turn down my street with a sherriff's van behind it and a BUNCH of AMERICAN cars coming in a line. I look to my right, and I see more american cars coming the other way....

I said to myself, "Well, this is it". I knew that I was about to get busted for probably an obscenity charge or probably some bitch had given me a fake ID or something. Either way, I knew that my life was about to be finished, I had my laptop in my hand that had EVERYTHING on it and I was stuck. I didn't even bother running in the house. I just stood in the front yard and waited for them to take me right there. Amazingly, even though I knew that I was facing arrest, I was real calm about it. I wasn't scared shitless like I thought that I would be.

Then the Task force truck drove PAST me, went to a house three doors down, the swat team came out and RAIDED that house!! It was the County Drug Task Force and one of the dudes politely asked me to go in my house for 5 minutes.

What happened is that this old man has this bitch living with him who is selling dope out of there. My neighbor across the street comes over and tells me that they raided that house before and came out with over $50,000 and that they just now came out with a big trash bag of something.

I then look and I see that same Grand Am down the street. It turns out that he wasn't watching my house at all. He was watching that old man's house!! I see him out in his yard all the time and I had no idea that coke was being sold out of there.

PHEW!!!! Now I can relax.....I have faced the fire and I now know how I would act if I was facing arrest...And I DIDN'T shit in my pants afterall.

How would some of y'all pornographers act if you saw the swat team truck coming towards you???
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