WARNING BATTS: Turtle Dreams' nick is Sting Ray...
All he is after is some sweaty man-love, your pink hat, and your tim tams!
TD may be a half-aborigine Tiwi, but don't let his accent and boomerang-shaped dick fool you. He means you no good...
Here's a photo of Turtle Dreams half-brother playing his Ditherido:
Resist the temptation...
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