View Single Post
Old 01-23-2007, 05:37 PM  
J$tyle$
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
J$tyle$'s Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Sunny San Diego
Posts: 11,500
:stop KB's Press Conference tomorrow. CNN and all the big Networks

Props to KB the promoter/marketer!

Fun and FUNNY STUFF!





VIRGIN TERRITORY: When You win it, You Lose it!



It?s Big Brother meets The Howard Stern Show when ten medically-verified virgins compete for the chance to lose their virginity?to a celebrity.

Ten men are verified as virgins before being locked in a house in the San Fernando Valley, where they must abstain from any sexual contact, even with themselves. Their every move is monitored and recorded to ensure that they remain ?Masters of their Domain.? A celebrity host presides over the Virgins as they are tested in their knowledge, desire and ability to lose their virginity.

As the competition stiffens, points are awarded proportionately to each Virgin based on his SexWorth(TM). Each week, the lowest-scoring Virgin is removed from the house, never to return?he?s Prematurely Ejected!

Finally, when it comes down to two, they stand side by side at the frontier of Virgin Territory. The host calls on America to cast its vote via a 900-number, to decide who loses the contest, and who loses his innocence.

On the final episode, a surprise celebrity is introduced to escort the winner to the Lose-it Lounge, a love-nest prepared for the occasion with champagne, caviar?and video cameras. It?s bye-bye virginity and Hello, Cleveland! when their consensual companionship is captured for nationwide web and telecast.

Competitions include: MILF and Cookies, The Blue BallRoom, Sexual Concentration, STD Spelling Bee and Dildo or Don?t.

J$tyle$ is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote