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Old 01-22-2007, 10:47 PM  
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Originally Posted by wtfent View Post

6. If you do get in trouble with the police, ask them if you have to go to jail or if you could just pay the fine on the spot? They only make about a $400 monthly salary so $30 is enough for them to let you go (They make $0 from taking you to jail). Make sure your spending cash is hidden in your shoe or something but have a wade of 20 $1 bills with a $10 on the outside and that will excite them ennogh to let you go. This has worked 6 times for me.


Cost me 75.00 , 10 years ago ... The motorcycle cop told me a did a prohibited left turn ... I didn't turn, there was no road !!!!

I had a rental Lincoln Town Car ( and I did not know about the Mexican insurrance). He smelled money ... I gave him a bit... better than the jail, then they plant a Kilo in your trunk, blackmail you & your family.

I told him to escort me to the border, which he did... Never will go there again ...
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