Originally Posted by wtfent

1. The U.S just passed a very shitty law that says you now need a passport to get back into the U.S that is unless your driving back in. Driving is not that scary if you know your way around like I do and buy Mexican Insurance for $20 for the day but you probbaly dont know your way around so make sure you have a passport.

2. Becareful almost 70% of ALL the hot girls in the TJ strip clubs are men!!! An easy way to spot this is compare the girls hands, if they have big hands most of the time they are men.


3. Do not piss in public, fight or do anything you would not do in the U.S.


4. Fuck some hookers at adelitas!!!

5. Go to Club Animale if your over 27, they wont let you in the HOT clubs if you look to old. If you want $7 all you can drink go to Margarita Village on the corner of 3rd and Revolucion

6. If you do get in trouble with the police, ask them if you have to go to jail or if you could just pay the fine on the spot? They only make about a $400 monthly salary so $30 is enough for them to let you go (They make $0 from taking you to jail). Make sure your spending cash is hidden in your shoe or something but have a wade of 20 $1 bills with a $10 on the outside and that will excite them ennogh to let you go. This has worked 6 times for me.

7. Only drink bottled water of course

8. If you need a hotel stay at pueblo amigo, its by far the best in all of TJ, Rosarito and Ensenada.

I think thats just about everything. Well Im sure I left out a few things but that should get you started.