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"The iPhone is basically a touchscreen iPod that you could hook up to some faggot ass Cingular service. That Apple Jack work well for some shit, but most of the time it ain't worth a fuck. For example, that iPhone shit ain't worth a fuck when it come to looking like you ain't a faggot, but on the other hand the motherfucker second to none when it come to dropping calls and getting clipped outta white fingers."