Found some more....
from this one:
http://rinkworks.com/crazylibs/c/o12.shtml
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I have never seen a place that looked more like a theme park that wasn't. We went to the airport yesterday, and there were more beads and parking lots than I could count. Each lot was chock full of roller blades and f-16's, and those little mule things Europeans drive. We parked (it only cost 77 dollars per hour) and went in. The hustle and bustle was fluffy, people -- chicks, sluts, dumbasses, you name it -- hurrying everywhere, lube in tow.
Along the edges were gift shops and dildo shops, vendors selling blisters to hippies, ticket booths, agony officials, and grievance guards. On the loudspeaker, some dude was announcing when the meds were arriving and departing.
We put our syringes on the big conveyor battery, then went to kick our gate and beat, where they would be massaging people, one at a time, until we all smacked.
The dumbest part was when the plane started contemplating down the runaway. The engines revved up and emitted a fart sound, then punished down the runaway at the greasy speed of 1975 miles per hour! Once we were in the air, I felt more stinky, though, and let me tell you, the clouds look so much more wet from the air.
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More....
http://rinkworks.com/crazylibs/