Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Flowers, plants, pics.

Also: Scented candles, that powder crap you dump on the rug to de-smokerize the shit, Glade Plugins.

Now the Sneaky shit:

Chicks will snoop and they have tender buttholes so buy GOOD shitpaper and lots of it. I have actually had bitches tell me they were impressed that I had 12 rolls of Cottonelle double layer under the sink.

Keep fingernail polish around in a couple of standard bitch colors, I.e: cherry red and beige. Have the cotton balls and acetone handy too. Tell them you just keep it around in case you mom comes by. I'm lucky, I have a daughter so I'm all set on nail crap.


Emergency supplies: Tampons, Pads, Hair conditioner and Vodka. (stuff YOU'LL never use, but worth the investment.)






Hope I've helped.