Originally Posted by Big_D

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Especially the following thread with "youve got mail"

DWB, how you been bro, shit treating you good? I'm not worried about it. Shit makes me laugh. Ive really gotta say this tho man, he hasnt been here, he doesnt know the culture. I will admit as I have done previously in this thread, I have paid for a probably 15% of my fucks in thailand. I havent paid for probably about month and half. If nobody believes me, cool, i know whats going on in my life and thats all that matters. Besides, I always keep my regulars. It's simple, go to the club, get fucked up, dance with a bitch, have her drive you home on her motorbike, fuck her brains out, say goodbye n the morning.

OHHH shit DWB, forgot to tell you I got a sugar mamma too now. She owns her own beerbar, got her at the disco that will remain nameless, but she is 28 and fuckin craves muh cock. Brings me my favored chicken fried rice around 2am about three nights a week, bangs me and is out the door back to her boyfriend. I occasionally visit the bar for the free brews that follow. I mean I can afford em, but why not take em if there free.