DWB, we hit a slight snag. The authorities have been tightening up in Africa ever since Madonna adopted that little boy from Malawi:
So it looks like we may have a hard time getting Hasanati and her twin out. Also, the stupid authorities kept going on about white slavery, even though I have told them repeatedly both girls are black. Hello?!?
Anyway, I may have a solution - I know this unemployed speed metal skateboard slacker dude that we can probably hire for cheap, as long as you can free up one of your enema painting trannies:
A little shinola on his face and it might just be crazy enough to work...
Keep me posted.
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