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But you're in the room as well. What are you doing?

I'm just thinking to myself, "Oh my God!" But I wanted to be a Playmate and this is the way to do it.

If you didn't have sex with Hef, what were you doing specifically?

Each girl pairs up with another girl and they pretend to have girl on girl sex while Hef is having his turn with the other girl. It's not real lesbian sex. We're just pretending. Nobody else really likes each other. There's also gay porn on in the background.

I was told that Hef likes to watch male gay porn by former Playboy centerfold Victoria Zdrok. Did you find that odd?

Yes, but I think he needs to see that stuff to help him stay [erect].

So why didn't you have sex with him?

I did have a turn with him, but I said, "No."

What happens when you say "No" to sex with Hef?

Nothing, because I kept my pants on. That's a rule. If you leave your pink pajama bottoms on, that means you don't want to [have intercourse].

Once you refuse to have sex are you kicked out of the mansion?

Definitely, but he doesn't give up that easy. I was supposed to be living in the mansion for five days. I moved in and intended on not leaving. I didn't realize they had real sex.

What did you think was going to happen?

I thought I was going to get to play dress up and go out partying and just have a great time looking like I'm [Hef's] girlfriend. I had no idea it was the real deal.

I don't need to tell you how naive that sounds.

I know it sounds like I'm an idiot and very na?ve, but I just wasn't willing to have sex with, him even though I wanted the dream so much, but I also didn't want to not live either. I looked around and thought to myself, "You got to be kidding! These girls are strippers... ex-porn stars."

And those are the girls that make it into Playboy?

Yes. If you took the time to research a lot of the girls you see in Playboy, you'd probably be surprised. If you ran their social security numbers, you'd be really surprised.

Can a girl get into Playboy without sleeping with Hugh Hefner?

Yes, but you have to go in a different direction.

What direction is that?

Not meet Hugh Hefner. That's why he usually only has six or seven girls at a time. Then he only has to fill six or seven months out of the year in [Playboy].

Referring to centerfolds?

Yes. Some girls don't have to be ho's to get in, like Kerri Harrison. She was in soap operas, so she already had a following. She didn't have to be a ho.

But if you want to try getting in Playboy by sleeping with Hef, how does it work? What's the first step? Do you just come up to him in a club and tell him you want to be in Playboy, and if he likes you, he brings you home?

Yep. In the book I list real names of girls who actually slept with Hugh Hefner and made Playmate, and as soon as they made Playmate they moved out.

For instance?

Buffy Tyler. She slept with Hef and got in the magazine.

Is that really such a bad thing if she got what she wanted out of it?

No, unless he's got some disease. Also, she was a very beautiful girl. She shouldn't have to compromise at all.

So why mention her name and not others? Aren't you worried she will sue you?

Because she's known in the media as a "Hugh Hefner girlfriend." She already admitted to it. Brande Rodrick is another Playmate of the Year who had sex with Hugh Hefner.

Do you think a girl can be selected Playmate of the Year without sleeping with Hugh Hefner?

No.

You have to sleep with Hugh Hefner to be Playboy's Playmate of the Year?

Yes, that's my opinion.

But you weren't willing to have sex. So did they just throw you out of the mansion?

No, but I wasn't invited to the next party. I wasn't told to leave the mansion, I just left it on my own because I didn't like what was going on and I wasn't going to participate. I wanted to be a Playmate, but the unprotected sex with a 78 year-old great-grandpa just wasn't my idea- thing.

How did Hef first become aware of you?

I sent him a letter with my picture and he liked it and invited me to his birthday party. I had already done a photo shoot for Playboy.com before I met him.

So you never made it into the magazine, just the Playboy website?

Yes. The website actually makes $16 million dollars a year and they get more visitors on there than they do the magazine, but, of course, every girl wants to be in the magazine.

What happened when you met Hugh Hefner at the party?

Nothing. I just met some celebrities and went home.

At what point do you get the word that Hef wants you to move in?

Well, at the party I tried to sit down at the table Hef was sitting at, but a girl said to me, "No, you can't sit down. This table is only for girlfriends or current Playmates." So I started to think, "How did these girls get to become girlfriends? What does it entitle them to?" I started to do some research and discovered that every single girl that's been seen on the bed with Hugh Hefner ended up being a Playmate. Each girl was described as Hef's personal girlfriend. That's when I knew the only way I was going to make it in Playboy was to be Hef's girlfriend, but I thought it just meant hanging out with Hef and promoting the magazine for a certain amount of time and looking gorgeous. I thought my job was to make Hef look like a true playboy, but I've had the same boyfriend for 12 years. I haven't slept with anyone different during that time.

He wasn't angry or jealous that you were living in the Playboy Mansion?

No. He thought the same thing I thought. I don't think anyone thought Hugh Hefner could get it up. I think most people think it's all for show.

This may be an inappropriate question to ask, but for the hell of it, how big is Mr. Hefner, if you know what I mean?

Umm... average. Five inches. Maybe six.

Let's get back to living in the Mansion. So, Hef asks you to move in?

I invited myself.

And he said okay?

Yes, but none of the other girls knew about it and they didn't know that I would be invited upstairs.

Where they jealous or threatened by you?

Oh yeah! Oh, my gosh, it was crazy!

Are they worried you might be taking their spot in the magazine?

Exactly! There are only so many months! The night I was in his room there was a girl who slept with him who was 36 years old and she made Miss January!

That's old for Playboy, isn't it?

He's started to go with older girls because the young girls move out after they get in the magazine. He's just as naive as I am thinking they would stick around after they got in the magazine. So now he's naive thinking he should start picking uglier girls. At least, that's the rumor. He just doesn't want to have to break in new girls.

How does the bedroom finally end?

He has anal sex with his real girlfriend and all the other girls cheer. As soon as he's finished, everyone just disappears and his main girlfriend and him start to make out. Rumor has it that a doctor comes in and checks on him after the girls leave the room, but I didn't see that.

After sex night is over, what do the other girls say? Are they embarrassed? Do they enjoy it?

They all think it's awful. My girlfriend slept with him and now she has a Playboy tattoo she wants to get removed. He looks for the girls who are weak or poor who go after the money and are looking for the stardom. Not the girls who are already stars.

You mention that drugs are passed around in Hef's limo. What kind of drugs?

There's a little pill that [Hef] gives the girls in his limo. I know what it is but am not allowed to tell you.

Why?

Because I can't prove what it is and I could be sued. Just think of the main drug that he used to do in the 70s. I didn't get a pill though because I wasn't his official girlfriend. Only the official girls get a pill.

Not to change the subject but when you attended the Playboy parties, did you see any of the wild things going on that we always hear about? Of course, I'm referring to the infamous Playboy Grotto.

I never saw any of it. Nothing ever happened in the Grotto. The only time anything ever exciting happened in the Grotto was when I was at a golf party. It was a private party that Hef was not involved in, and I got 20 girls to take off their clothes in the Grotto. Guys were in the Grotto, but they weren't allowed to touch the girls. I just spread the word to all the girls, "Hey, everybody, at midnight I want everyone naked in the Grotto."

Why have you decided to talk about your Playboy experience?

To warn the naive girls who are easily seduced. A lot of girls send in their pictures and are getting turned down, but they don't realize that they really are beautiful.

Are you bitter because you never made it into the magazine?

I feel it was because of my lack of sexual participation. The funniest thing is that I'm such a go-getter. When I left the mansion, I wanted to be in the magazine even more so.

Why?

It's strange. I don't know how to explain it, but now I'm into the crusade of saving women and pointing them in the right direction. That's why all my proceeds from the book go to charity.

Which charity?

Any proceeds from the book go to PREHAB, which provides prevention and rehabilitation services for domestic violence. It's a crisis center for battered women and children. It helps rebuilds young girls' lives instead of just putting them up for the night.

What do you think Hef's response to this book will be?

I've already heard he's not real happy about it.

Finally, what advice would you give to any girl who wants to be in Playboy?

Give it up! Few of the girls ever end up getting anywhere besides that one month they're in the magazine.

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