Originally Posted by notabook

I was molested by a book as a small child, so you can understand my anger towards all paper monsters. As for those furry feline fleshbags... well suffices to say they are the greatest single threat to human life on planet earth. Forget terrorism, forget global climate change, forget steroid abuse -- cats are the single biggest threat to all of humanity.

Hmmm the only other thing I really have a problem with I guess are dolphins. Dolphins scare the shit out of me. They are always smiling, 24/7. I know they are plotting something...