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Originally posted by PenetratinP
easy.....you must somewhat know her schedule. Borrow someone's dog and go for a walk around the time she usually gets home. Then when she's near, make eye contact and try to spark a conversation.
Make sure the dog is either friendly and cute so she's drawn to it....or get a fucking vicious dog that will pin her down for you to have your way.... muahahaha
or if there is a hose nearby wash your car/motorcycle/scooter or your BMX bike near her parking spot or entrance.
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I got a cat, he looks like Church from Pet Cemetary.....
No hoses around here, I could pretend I am fixing my car though
