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Old 01-11-2007, 05:51 PM  
Profits of Doom
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I think Carlton is at the AVN Expo every year. Several years ago, when Rain was first opening at the Palms, I was attending an AVN Expo party there (I can't remember who sponsored it) and I went to go take a piss. So I'm standing at the urinal doing my business when I happen to notice Carlton pissing at the urinal next to me (he was at his normal weight then). Yes, curiousity got the better of me and I did a pecker check, but he was standing too close to the urinal to see (does that make me gay?). So what's a guy to do, say "Hi Carlton, I'm a big fan" when I still have my dick in my hand? He ended up finishing first so I missed my chance to say hi and get a photo.

Later that night I was with my cunt of a girlfriend at the time, still in Rain, and we got into some ridiculous argument about who the fuck knows what. We walked out of the club into the Palms casino floor for a few and argued, and after we finished she stormed off back into the club. A group of guys was also reentering too slowly for her tastes and she shoved one out of the way, who of course ended up being Carlton. There went my fucking photo op.

On a related note, I'm sure Vince Neil is there. He's been at every AVN show I ever attended.
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